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I wanted to wait several days before I
introduced our illustrious crew. I needed the opportunity to spend several
minutes with everyone before forming life-long impressions and making judgments
on everyone’s worthiness, or lack thereof.
Here’s the crew…

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Character |
Name and hometown |
The skinny… |
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1 |
Jeff, Des Moines, IA |
Jeff is one the four “kids” who managed
to bike all day and party all night. Jeff’s favorite subject to talk about
is Bo weevils that attack corn roots – an instant icebreaker at any party. |
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2 |
Kayla, Minneapolis, MN |
Kayla’s our group teenage
representative, who has a great relationship with her dad, Troy, #11.
Together, they rode on a tandem bike over 500 miles across Iowa. |
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3 |
Cathy, Atlanta, GA |
Cathy is the wife and tandem bicycle
partner of Ralph, both of which should invoke sympathy. Cathy was diagnosed
with Parkinson’s Disease in 1998. This is the second time she has done
RAGBRAI. |
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4 |
Unidentified |
Quickly shot by the group and discarded
in pig slurry. |
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5 |
Jay, Atlanta, GA |
Jay was the organizer and leader of
this year’s Pedaling For Parkinson’s. He’s an avid cyclist who throttled
his animal instincts to ride tandem with his bride. |
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6 |
Janelle, Atlanta, GA |
Wife of Jay who stepped in with strong
leadership when the group needed a kick in the pants, which was often. |
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7 |
Kelly, Des Moines, IA |
Another of the kids and twin sister of
Keely. Knew all the best places to buy jewelry on the routes. |
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8 |
Janine, Des Moines, IA |
One of the kids who had the talent to
sleep with a full beer in her hands without spilling, or wasting, a drop. |
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9 |
Kirk, Des Moines, IA |
The last of the kids. A former
professional wrestler whose cycling skills progressed so much over the week
that he was leading the pack on the last day. Kirk needs a new bike and
cycling shoes, but the author is forecasting significant success in the
future for this young man, and he’ll be able to buy his own. |
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10 |
Ralph, Atlanta, GA |
Ralph took pleasure luring unsuspecting
RAGBRAI behind his wheel and then dropping them like a hot potato,
especially riders from the Air Force team. |
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11 |
Troy, Minneapolis, MN |
Troy has the rare distinction of
actually being liked by his teenage daughter, Kayla. Together, they’ve
cycled together on many bike tours like RAGBRAI. |
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12 |
Pat, Atlanta, GA |
Pat, father of four and husband of one,
gets more hall passes than any man I know. While Pat was eating, sleeping
and playing his way through Iowa, his wife was dutifully schlepping the kids
through Disney. |
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13 |
Chris, Atlanta, GA |
Chris is a fellow Parkinson’s
researcher with Jay. The wide-open spaces he enjoyed in Iowa will come to a
crashing halt next week as he moves to New York City to accept a prestigious
position at Columbia University and Hair Salon. |
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14 |
Darrin (goes by Darrell) Milwaukee, WI |
Darrin is going to heaven. A devoted
member of the support crew, Darrin worked tirelessly for free beer. |
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15 |
Jason, Hull, IA |
Jason played a lot of support roles on
the trip and exhibited several super-human feats, including u turning the
RV-trailer combo in a pinch. Jason also biked one day and was very strong,
completing a tough day at the front of the pack. |
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16 |
Keyton, Hull, IA |
Keyton was our team mascot. At three
years old, he hung with us old folks amazingly well. |
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17 |
Barry, Minneapolis, MN |
The good doctor set the high mark for
culinary enjoyment on the ride. Barry set a RAGBRAI world record by eating
15 pancakes in one sitting. |
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18 |
Keely, Des Moines, IA |
The last of the kids and the heartiest
partier, although not the heartiest recoverer as we discovered. Keely is
the twin sister of Kelley if you need a visual. |
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19 |
Joel, Minneapolis, MN |
Joel was the jack-of-all-trades – a
team leader when we needed one, the team’s best bike cleaner, a scout and
also the team’s legal counsel, which for secret reasons, we needed. |
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20 |
Jim, San Jose, CA |
Jim served as our inspiration for the trip. Diagnosed
with Parkinson’s in 1995, he bravely weathered the hills, wind, and rain on
his custom recumbent bike. Visit his website at
www.nevergiveup.org |
All in all, it was a diverse, fun group and there seemed to be great karma
between us.
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